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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(512): View more from Texas

hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop

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(530): View more from California

My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.

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(845): View more from New York

Did you bedazzle the elevator?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone

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(256): View more from Alabama

Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness

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(561): View more from Florida

Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.

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