Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We were destined to go to rehab together
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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