I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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