Just fell off a train. Bad.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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