I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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