shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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