I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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