road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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