If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
