So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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