i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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