I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
being pregnant is like rehab
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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