If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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