bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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