It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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