butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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