i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
