Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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