Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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