Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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