Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
