At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
