I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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