I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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