But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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