why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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