Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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