The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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