i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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