she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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