Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I love you.
Bad choice
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