im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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