we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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