she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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