The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Pooping to opera.
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