i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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