the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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