And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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