Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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