Its about making memories worth repressing
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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