It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am midnight drunk by noon
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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