I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
