So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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