i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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