what if I'm pregnant?
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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