I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
