I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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