her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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