Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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