i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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