Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
